lug-bg: Speak, O Guru

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The Loginataka: Dialogue between a Guru and a Newbie 
The Loginataka 
(This was originally a Usenet response to some eager newbie questions.) 
  
Speak, O Guru: How can I become a Unix Wizard? 

O, Nobly Born: know that the Way to Wizardhood is long, and winding, and Fraught 
with Risks. Thou must Attune thyself with the Source, attaining the arcane 
Knowledge and Conversation of the System Libraries and Internals. Yea; and such 
an all-consuming Time and Energy Sink is this as to greatly Imperil thy Grade 
Point Average (if one thou hast), not to mention thy Sex Life (if one thou 
hast). But persevere, oh Larval One; rewards beyond the Dreams of Lusers await 
thee! 

Speak, O Guru: What books should I study? Are the O'Reilly "Nutshell" guides a 
good place to start? 

O, Nobly Born: know that the Nutshell Guides are but the outermost Portal of the 
True Enlightenment. Worthy are they (and praise to the Name of O'Reilly, whose 
books show forth the Hacker Spirit in numerous pleasing ways), but the Nutshell 
Guides are only the Beginning of the Road. 

If thou desirest with True Desire to tread the Path of Wizardly Wisdom, first 
learn the elementary Postures of Kernighan & Pike's The Unix Programming 
Environment; then, absorb the mantic puissance of March Rochkind's Advanced Unix 
Programming and W. Richard Stevens's Advanced Programming In The Unix 
Environment. 

Immerse thyself, then, in the Pure Light of Maurice J. Bach's The Design Of The 
Unix Operating System. Neglect not the Berkelian Way; study also The Design and 
Implementation Of The 4.4BSD Operating System by Kirk McKusick, Keith Bostic et. 
al. 

For useful hints, tips, and tricks, see Unix Power Tools, Tim O'Reilly, ed. 
Consider also the dark Wisdom to be gained from contemplation of the dread 
Portable C And Unix Systems Programming, e'en though it hath flowed from the 
keyboard of the mad and doomed Malvernite whom the world of unknowing Man 
misnames "J. E. Lapin". 

These tomes shall instruct thy Left Brain in the Nature of the Unix System; to 
Feed the other half of thy Head, O Nobly Born, embrace also the Lore of its 
Nurture. Don Libes's and Sandy Ressler's Life With Unix will set thy Feet 
unerringly upon that Path; take as thy Travelling Companion the erratic but 
illuminating compendium called The New Hacker's Dictionary (Eric S. Raymond, 
ed., with Guy L. Steele Jr.). 

(In this wise shalt thou travel the Way of the Camel.) 

Speak, O Guru: To attain Mastery, how many Kernels do I need to take apart and 
reassemble? 

O Nobly Born: this question reveals that indeed thou hast touched upon an 
Ineffable Truth about Unix --- that thou canst not Plumb its Mysteries by mere 
Study but must become One with it through Practice. The true Way to the 
Knowledge of the Source is not the timid and footling way of the Student, but 
the Divine Foolery of the Hacker. Hack, then; strive against Mighty Problems, 
have joy in thy Striving, and let the Crashes fall where they may (maintaining 
the while, for the Good of thy Karma, a Rigorous Backup Policy). 
(In this wise shalt thou travel the Way of the Lion.) 

In this day of Boot-Time Autoconfiguration and Dynamically Loadable Device 
Drivers, reassembling a Kernel is no longer the daunting Test and Seal of 
Mastery that once it was. However, writing and verifying thine own Device Driver 
for some piece of Exotic Hardware is still a worthy challenge to thy Budding 
Guruhood. Indeed, such Challenge may be found the Crafting of any Program 
sufficiently Powerful to Extend or Compete with the Tools now available in Open 
Source. 

Therefore: seek thee out the Open Source Unixes: OpenBSD, FreeBSD, NetBSD, and 
most Especially Linux in any of its Incarnations. Join the Wizards and Aspirants 
to Wizardhood who Labor Unceasingly to Improve these. Commune with them in their 
Great Work, their unceasing Extension and Reinvention of Unix. In this wise may 
thou become one among the Mighty. 

Speak, O Guru: Some there are who claim that the sole Path to Wizardry and the 
proper Way of every Right-Thinking Hacker is to rewrite the Unix Kernel from 
Scratch. Is this not Sacrilege? 

Sacrilege, O Nobly Born? Nay! Certainly the Kernel Source is the Inmost Mystery 
of Unix --- but there is a Mystery beyond that Mystery. The Nature of Unix 
inhereth not in any one Version but in the Design Tradition of which all Unixes 
are Evolving Parts. 

The Rite of the Rewrite is not the only Path to Mastery, but it is perhaps the 
highest and most Sacred of all Paths. Few indeed are those who, travelling it, 
have crossed the dark and yawning Abyss of Implementation to Delivery. Many, 
yea, many in truth stagnate yet in the Desert of Delay, or linger ever in the 
ghastly limbo called Perpetual Beta. 

Speak, O Guru: What, then, is the True Path to Wizardhood? 

O Nobly Born: learn, and seek within thyself. Cultivate the cunning of the 
Serpent and the courage of the Tiger; sup deeply from the Wisdom of those who 
came before thee. Hack, and hack again; grow, by trial and by error. Post thy 
best hacks to the Net and gain in Repute thereby. Also, O Nobly Born, be thou 
grave and courteous in thy speech; be helpful to those less than thee, quick to 
succour and slow to flame. 

If thou dost these things faithfully, if thou travellest with high heart and 
pure intention, soon shall thy callow Newbiehood be shed. By degrees 
imperceptible to thyself shalt thou gain Power and Wisdom, Striving and Doing 
all the while. Gradually shall thy Puissance unfold and deepen. 

O Nobly Born, if thou dost all these things, thy Wizardhood shall surely come 
upon thee; but not of a sudden, and not until after thy arrogant Mind hath more 
than half Forgotten that such was its Aim. For know this --- you may not by 
thyself in Pride claim the Mantle of Wizardry; that way lies only Bogosity 
without End. 

Rather must you Become, and Become, and Become, until Hackers respect thy Power, 
and other Wizards hail thee as a Brother or Sister in Wisdom, and you wake up 
and realize that the Mantle hath lain unknown upon thy Shoulders since you knew 
not when. 

(In this wise shalt thou travel the Way of the Child.) 

SHANTIH! SHANTIH! SHANTIH! 
  

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